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[23 Jun 2004|11:31pm]

wHen u aLready sTart reaDing
sTop or
eLse sUmtin baD wiL haPpen...

My name is teddy?..i am 7 yrs. Old
hair and scary
Eyes.I Have no nose or ears?.i am dead.if you
not post this in the next 5 minutes,I will
tonight by your bed with a knife And kill you?
this is no joke something good will
happen to you 2nite at 9:22.this is not a joke
some1 will call u or will talk to you online
say I love you.do not break the chain
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AFI [14 Nov 2003|08:07pm]

Real Player

silver and cold

Windows Media

silver and cold
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[08 Nov 2003|01:47pm]

Im getting my nose pierced this January...which side? Left or right?!?!

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[16 Oct 2003|05:42pm]

Quiz Me
Sara was
an Ignorant Cult Leader
in a past life.

Discover your past lives @ Quiz Me

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[27 Sep 2003|10:57am]

noonegivesadamn is a really awesome community...JOIN!!!
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[26 Sep 2003|03:52pm]

I have started a new community, icon_mistress. Feel free to join and request icons. PLEASE JOIN!!!
I love making icons!!!!!!!!!!
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[22 Sep 2003|01:26pm]

My journal says I'm 53% masculine.
What does your LJ writing style say about your gender?
LJ Gender Tool by hutta
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[16 Sep 2003|09:56pm]

[ mood | cynical ]

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
-- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --
A congressional candidate in Texas.

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." -- John Wayne

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --
Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --
Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --
Dan Quayle

" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another" --
George Bush, US President

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves:
Just how much clean air do we really need?" --
Lee Iacocca

"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version." -- Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.

"The word "genius" isn't a pplicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." --
Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-- Bill Clinton, President

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -- Al Gore, VP

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." -- Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." -- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." -- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

....Feeling smarter yet?

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[28 Aug 2003|12:29pm]

[ mood | crazy ]


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Another Question [27 Aug 2003|08:04pm]

Here's another one... See if you get this one Jessie.

You are in a room. There are no windows and no doors. In the center of the room is a table and a mirror. How do you get out of the room?
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Question three [27 Aug 2003|04:16pm]

You are a bus driver. You start out your day with no one on the bus.
At the first stop 3 people get on.
2nd stop, 6 more people get on and one gets off.
3rd stop, 4 people get off.
4th stop, 7 people get on and 2 get off.
5th stop, 5 people get on 5 people get off.
6th stop, 1 person gets on, no one gets off.
7th stop, 4 people get on.
8th stop, 9 people get on and 7 get off.
What is the bus drivers name?????
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Question two [27 Aug 2003|04:09pm]

A plane crashes on the border of Canada and the USA.
Where are the survivors buried?
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Qustions.... [27 Aug 2003|04:07pm]

[ mood | blank ]

You are on an electric train.
You are heading south and the wind is blowing east.
Which direction is the steam blowing?????

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[26 Aug 2003|07:13pm]

[ mood | content ]


The teaser....Collapse )

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I Said Do In The Butt, Not Eff In The Aee [24 Aug 2003|08:22pm]


this cure is getting mighty crazy...

i think its ready!!!!!

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[23 Aug 2003|12:43pm]

I had intended going to spend an evening with my buddy Myk Gall, we would probably enlist ourselves in a nice game of pocket billiards and a nice discussion on Christian influences in our culture as well as our concern with many social organizations that in our beliefs are quite archaic but still practiced without notice. But, we are just foolish boys who know nothing. And as my father says we are wasting our time with things that are not important. And he is right, unless we use our ideals in a manner that would make them important to a larger group of people... This is the reason for this post being serious, after the meeting at my place of occupation I realized that there are so many people that are unhappy with the conditions of the "working force." It is now my goal to create an organization (if you will) that as Mr. Quinn puts it is entirely tribal, however, it will not consist of one initial thing (it will start out as one thing but then move on, hence changing the world one step at a time). The design is simple but is difficult to maintain. First we need people willing to do their part for equal oppurtunity(i do not want this to be confused with some sort of governing body i.e. communism, socialism, democracy.) The "oppurtunity," as qualified, is that it is a give and get working community where the "task" is to maintain the community. Therefore, if the worker's fail, the management fails, therefore the community is disrupted(we are currently trying to develop a way in which there are no "managers" more everyone will manage themselves everyone knows everything about everything so if someone is missing the tasks can still be maintained. No one person is superior to another.) This live journal is to deem my views on this world of the ruling classes insignificant. I wish to create a world that no longer is strive and toil and still end up with nothing. I wish for it to be take part enjoy and create something for the future generations to want to live for. I suggest these things here on the greatest of my powers to touch as many people as possible. For if I can find 5 in my city that want to make a difference. Then how many can I find in this State, in this Country, in this continent, and around the world. I would love to hear from some people and I am going to try to post this where ever I can. It will begin in Jacksonville, FL as soon as possible. As of now it is myself and I know my best friend Myk is a part. Once we get the chance we are going to start a website. However that is the future.
Everyone should know about this so if you can let everyone read this. I will be speaking of this for a while and developing the ideals more clearly. Please let me know if you are interested in this.
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New Potatos [22 Aug 2003|12:42pm]

[ mood | determined ]

Have you ever thought what it would be like if plants and animals could talk. I haven't personally so if you have you are pretty weird. I do like to play with my food. And there is a good reason why I hate all potatos they have a lot of names and they like playing with ketchup and catsup. think of the horror mater's and tater's playing it's unheard of. but i mean, the potato is crazy, it kills its friend the tomato, and rips it up into a sauce and adds some vinegar and other stuff and dances in the concoction. stupid spud demons. i hate tater tots too, they call them tots so you will be all like awww they is so cute baby taters. well there not the crazy potato kills a fellow spud and dices it up into a cylindrical "baby tater". EEEEVEEL! And the eyes! The Horrible EYES! They are like brown Peacocks. what you really must realize is remember those killer tomatoes that could eat tanks yeah the taters killed them all and turned them into ketchup and catsup. I don't like them one bit. And you shouldn't either! Join me in my quest! Anti-tater, Anti-pirate. Imagine a tater with a cutlass and a bad mustache... THE HORROR!

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[22 Aug 2003|09:01am]

[ mood | confused ]

Yo mama's so fat.....she's fat!

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[22 Aug 2003|06:25am]

[ mood | awake ]

Best Jade Quotes EVER!:

"Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed he would be fine and I would be imbedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg."

"Yes, I'm a vegetarian, but not because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

"Hmm, maybe instead of jumping off the drum riser you could just step carefully down of of it but make a crazy I'm-going-off-really-hard face while you're doing it so people think you're doing some insane stage move."

The secret to AFI's awesomeness according to the Jade:"It's all in the wrist."

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Your mama is so fat.... [21 Aug 2003|06:43pm]

That she couldn't identify her own feet.
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